Call me selfish but I don’t want you to meet somebody that makes you forget about me.
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Whether we whisper or yell.
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
can we talk about how this is still getting notes
The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.
Tuesday / 263,492 notes